Startling Caveman Drawing Found

 

Flash Fake News Bulletin:

A startling discovery was made by a group of archaeologists searching the inside of some newly found caves at Mount Carmel in Israel.

According to Dr. Kezmith, this drawing depicts a caveman enjoying a hot cup of coffee. "This baffles me" exclaimed the world-famous archaeologist. "There had been rumors that cavemen were the ones who originally discovered coffee, and this seems to confirm that."

Another drawing found in an adjacent cave seems to prove this so-called rumor. 

"This second drawing we discovered appears to have been drawn some 500 years before the other," said the doctor. "Notice the differences in drawing styles as the first one we found is clearly drawn in more details. This one appears to have possibly been drawn by a caveman learning the art of drawing."

In either case, the archaeologists are searching to see if they can find a clue that tells them how the cavemen brewed their coffee.