No Decaf Coffee

 

This guy pretty much says it all. 

My thoughts about decaf coffee? Let's see if I can express what I think.

Oh, decaf coffee, the ultimate buzzkill! People despise you like a caffeine-deficient vampire in need of a transfusion. You're the sleepy kitten of the coffee world, offering a feeble purr instead of a roaring wake-up call. 

Your taste is like a cardboard cutout of a coffee flavor, leaving taste buds in a state of caffeinated confusion. And let's not forget your cruel deception—looking like the real deal but leaving us longing for that jittery, eye-opening experience. 

Decaf coffee, you're the punchline to our java jokes, the sad trombone of morning rituals. No wonder people avoid you like a Monday morning meeting!