"Breaking News: Coffee Beans Develop Personality Disorder, Now Demand Coffee Cup Therapy!"
In a peculiar twist of fate, coffee beans around the world have reportedly developed a collective personality disorder. The beans have been observed displaying symptoms such as social anxiety, mood swings, and an insatiable craving for caffeine.
As a result, the beans are now insisting on daily coffee cup therapy sessions, demanding that baristas listen to their brewtiful tales.
One bean even claimed to have written a bestselling memoir titled "Grounds for Existence."
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